When Juan is Dressed in his Best Outfits

When Juan is Dressed in his Best Outfits

When Juan is dressed in his best outfits, he

Is like soap opera stuff in a deluxe

Gift wrapping, like a flame vine covered tree

All brilliant orange and green, or like Starbucks

Tricked out as Tiffany’s.  He might not wash

As thoroughly as young men for a date,

But outwardly his clothing is as posh

As penguins with bowties.  He’s like gold plate

That isn’t even gold on sports cars owned

By  some Qatari prince.  John looks as flash

As Liberace to a person stoned.

He’s like  Swarowski crystals stuck on trash.

..He’s not a Richard Cory on the slide.

….He’s far too vacuous for suicide.