Patriarchs and Pussies
The wife of Lot did not look back to yearn
For Sodom. No. She turned her back on Lot.
The kind of man he was deserved to burn
Along with all the others. He had caught
Himself out just the night before. He chose
To give his daughters up for rape. What kind
Of husband was this guy? Did he suppose
His wife would not reject him and look behind
Her after that? And what about those girls
And him? They got him drunk raped their dad.
The homos in this fairytale were pearls
Of greatest price, set by straights bad, Bad, BAD.
Lot’s wife? She was the wise one after all.
She turned her back on evils that appall.