“Iseut of the White Hands”; and “Of Course She Didn’t Get It”; and “Sexist Omission in Medieval Tales”: a Trilogy of Sonnets

    Iseut of the White Hands

“[…] then he was such that all who saw him said that if he was not a brave knight he really must hate his fine body.  And indeed he was so handsome that Iseut herself, who was called Iseut of the White Hands, fell madly in love with him.”

~ Iseut of the White Hands

The white hands wanted Tristan, the darkest

Parts, darkened by his strongest hair.  She knew

Which parts she wanted most of all,  Starkest

Desire for starkest parts that make and spew

That manliness inside, the parts with hair

Above, around them darkly, manliness so fine

That everyone who saw him knew a pair

Produced that hair and made his spear align

Itself with lust, her lust.  It made her brave,

As brave as darkest knight.  She wanted white

To have him and his darkest parts.  His slave

She had to be.  She wanted dark at night.

..White hands desired his starkest part to urge

….Its way inside.  She needed it to surge.

Of Course She Didn’t Get It

Medieval minstrels being what they were,

They couldn’t let her have her wish.  The man

Could bed with uncle’s wife, but songs prefer

The other woman punished.  Songs must ban

Iseut of white hands getting her main need.

So when the knightly lover’s night came on,

He just refused to give her guts his seed.

He kissed and hugged her and then crawled upon

Her white, white breasts but didn’t enter in.

He’d suddenly remembered he’d another

Romance that he preferred.  He couldn’t sin

With this wan woman.  He had to smother

His lust.  So all she got were hairy lips,

No surging up above her needy hips.

“When the night had come, Tristan lay down beside Iseut, who was so very beautiful that it is not surprising if he desired her.  There was no one else in the room, and they lay in bed quite naked.  The light in the bedroom was so bright that Tristan could see Iseut’s beauty very clearly.  She had white and tender breasts, lovely bright and laughing eyes, fine slender eyebrows and a clear, pure face.  Tristan kissed and embraced her.  But when he remembered Iseut of Cornwall, he could not bring himself to touch this one.  Great was the battle of the two Iseuts.  This Iseut was in front of him. [. . . .] in the end he decided to go no further.  Iseut, who did not know anything other than the joy of embracing, fell asleep in Tristan’s arms, and Tristan did likewise.”

~ Iseut of the White Hands

Sexist Omission in Medieval Tales

The legend writers carefully record

The bits of beauty this Iseut could list

Among her lovelinesses, how she scored

With Tristan, hinting at the parts he kissed,

But carelessly avoid the listing of

The beauties of the body of the knight.

No mention of the hairy chest to love,

The hairy nipples she would want to bite,

No noble, knightly nose for her to dote

On, no entrancing color of his eyes,

No Merlin magic color of them, throat

Of thickness, nor the thickness of his thighs,

Their hairiness, nor swelling of the part

She lusted most for in her hairless heart.