“I Don’t Need Charitable Thoughts from Other Men after Shopping in Oxfam”; and “The Verities of Spending with Goodwill and Élan” — Paired Sonnets

I Don’t Need Charitable Thoughts from Other Men after Shopping in Oxfam

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For Henry

Who doesn’t like a bargain and great style

In dressing?  Well, perhaps most men don’t care

About their clothes except they shy away a mile

(Or more) from anything to do with hair

Or clothes that might reduce their macho strength

In other people’s eyes.  They wear their grey,

Black, blue, and brown, and go to any length

To signal that they’re guys.  Another way

Can be enjoyed.  I know I have both balls and cock

And that’s enough for me.  I search in shops

For bargains that leave other guys in shock.

I do not need to use the boring props

Of masculinity.  I dress with flair . . .

And what the others think . . . I do not care.

 

The Verities of Spending with Goodwill and Élan

In shops that raise the funds for charities

You find the most amazing bargains when

You have the taste and style.  Cheap rarities

Are offered.  Some will make you shout Amen

If scoring, for a song, Valentinos.

You pay to help the blind as when you make

A  tiny gift supporting bambinos

Without a home.  Your heart can have its cake

And eat it, both.  You walk out with a coat

To stun the masses made of pony skin

Or maybe a fur shoulder bag of goat

Skin. You can feel you haven’t caused a sin

Because the poor beasts died a long, long time

Ago and you have helped without a crime.

Phillip Whidden