He Actually Had a Beautiful, Twirly Handlebar Moustache

He Actually Had a Beautiful, Twirly Handlebar Moustache

The picture printed on his funeral sheet

Is almost nothing like the man.  He wears

A coat and tie.  They make him look as neat

As some square ’50s guy who never swears

And never even smokes tobacco, much

Less dope.  He’s smiling sweetly and that’s fine

But no small sparkle in it gives so much

As hints of cleverness.  There’s little sign

Of his intelligence (so wasted on

Cocaine).  The photo doesn’t show the tracks

Of needles up his veins or what a Don

Juan Charles was or how his morals were lax.

..It doesn’t show the Christian that he was.

….Most weird of all . . .he’s wearing chin beard fuzz.