Hair Penetrating Hair
Why men grow strands in noses is beyond
Me, frightfully unsightly as it is.
I can’t imagine anyone who’s fond
Of ugliness like that. I mean, Gee Whiz,
It’s sexy as a witch’s withered tit
And yet the ones who fancy men must put
Up with the weedy growth, put up with it
When men are hunching in their greedy rut
Above the faces of the bodies there
Beneath those hirsute nostrils—looking straight
Up into that disgusting sight, that pair
Of macho hairy holes. That nasty state
Is there so when he’s doing oral stuff
Those hairs will mix in with your pubic ruff.