Funeral Games
Some people marry several times. I tend
To want not several weddings but instead
To be the subject of various send
Offs. I’ll have respective funerals to wed
Eternity and me in death. I wish
A sober one in black officiated
By my brother, and a taffeta swish
One for my bi and gay friends who mated
With stylishness and each other, and one
For the people who hated me (all in red
And fireworks), but mostly I want the fun
Of showing off my favourite outfits head
To toe in coordinated silk-lined
Coffins, the whole lot tastelessly refined.
