Academic 501s

        Academic 501s

With features so refined they almost preach

Of sweetness, he requires those whiskers to

Proclaim his maleness.  Pastel bristles reach

Out towards a girliness, though they are true

To masculinity in thickness and

Conviction.  Heaviness of eyelids lends

A strangeness with his beauty.  On his hand

A tinkled fur of lightness slightly blends

With heightened manliness in veins bulging

There under not quite macho, blondish hairs.

It is as if sly gods are indulging

Propensities of sexes to vague prayers.

  It is as if the gods have made a botch

    Up, femininity at war with crotch.