The Fighter Calls His Thing His Beast in the First Conquering Scene
A hero in the series pissed, turned just
Enough to keep the camera from a view
Of hanging meat. An audience nonplussed
By warrior Thing would not want him to screw
In careful focus either, so, when he
Seduced a common woman and then next
A queen, the lens each time made sure that we
Could not see any of It as he sexed
Away, instead revealing female knees
Bent up to give him happy interest in
The women’s guts. So when the hero pees,
The camera’s prudish, looking at the thin
Stream, and in bed, not a glimpse. In the case
Of both, we’re not allowed to watch his mace.