Cages for Oddities of the Animal World
The time will come someday because of genes,
And all that stuff, when whites will be in zoos.
Pale skins will be presented in droll scenes
And normal people then will form up queues
To point and giggle, laugh, and shake their heads
At antics they find cute, or wild, or strange.
The viewers will see couples in their beds.
Each audience will see the varied range
In colors of the pubic hair, the red,
The carrot, auburn, black, and brown, and blond
In patches there above the penile head.
The hearts will wonder, “Are they really fond
Of such odd colorations?” Folks with black
Hair only will throw in a peanut snack.