Piddling Holiness
The One God, Allah, has a brand new, great
idea to turn the millions who have learned
To loathe Him. He will form Pisslamic State.
The kafir millions who have rightly spurned
Him recently because of losers armed
With trucks, and cars, and vans, and knives
Can join Islam finally, be charmed
By Allah and Mohammed, and have wives
Galore if only these new converts piss
On Isil soldiers when they’re caught by cops
And killed in tourist streets. A special bliss
Will come to these new members. They’ll be tops
Here on the earth and high in Paradise
For peeing on the corpses of dumb guys.