Donald and His Lady Loves
If only Don had loved his women much
The same way that he loved his cats (or more),
Perhaps he would have cottoned on to touch
Them just as sweetly, not just like some whore,
Not only using hands and tongue to bring
On purring . . . and softer, slicker stuff,
But even showing warmth to make them cling
To him and not divorce him for his gruff
Dismissal of their deeper female needs.
It seems as if he didn’t know that cats
And women want some liberty and not just beads
Of kindness to ward off marital spats.
..He loved his cats because they wanted free
…..Of petting sometimes. That’s how wives should be.