Courtly Torture
Consider where this Courtly Love and shit
Arose from; not from Sir Knights fuckin’ guys.
It came from people who have one big tit
On either side of hairless chests. The size
Of them is what created Courtly Love;
Well, such . . . and that withholding of those
Nubs of nipples there just high above
Enough to tantalize; that made the pose
Of kneeling knight and queenly lady start
Too fill our verse and other useless lines
(In boredom’s Le Morte d’Arthur). A tart
With jugs untouchable is what defines
This silliness. Yep. Never mind the rest.
What matters is the shielded wench’s breast.