Hollywood vs. Us

        Hollywood vs. Us

It is as if the movies were more real

Than our own lives and loves might ever be—

Ever.  It isn’t right if we don’t feel

It cinematically, if we don’t see

It fraught in DVDs.  A passion known

In Queens or Slough, a paltry murder in

Some Titusville, removed far from a throne,

Just ain’t as thick as celluloid sin.

Excitement from our children’s birthday game

Is not as valid as a Rambo rage.

We think our daily round is quite as tame

As turning a Better Housekeeping page.

  Come, help me cast Walt Disney in the fire

    And scorch me in our bedroom’s bright desire.