Sheldon’s and Hawking’s Desperation Goes Way Beyond String Theory

The Standard Model of the Universe

Ain’t actually true. The Big Bang Theory,

It seems, is full of gaps. Each one is worse

(Or just as bad). Physicists are weary

(Or should be) about the contradictions.

There ain’t enough matter altogether

To make it function, so their predictions

Have to say the universal ether

Is brimming with Dark Matter. That doesn’t

Work, either, so they have to say there’s Dark

Energy, also, and when that wasn’t

Proved, posit there’s unproved Dark Flow. How stark!

Their science is now a scanty matter—

Great, gaping huge holes represented by prophecies that can’t be falsified and are held together by such non-stuff as antimatter.