Talleyrand and de Biron
Lord Byron
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These two engaged in a competition
With long dead Baron Byron—those French lords
T. and Duc de Biron . The ambition
Was for them to strike more holes with their swords
Than George did; these later playboys between
Them would heat more orifices to melt
Around their manly members than had been
Stretched wide when Byron had undone his belt.
The contest set between the unfrocked priest
And randy Gordon seemed to be quite fair
Since both were lame of leg and so at least
Were matched as a Special Olympics pair.
00 But Byron had an advantage. His pole
0000Was willing to poke a homosexhole.