Loving Parents–Wanting Rid of her Son

Loving Parents–Wanting Rid of her Son

I have some friends from early in my life,

A loving couple, he a former priest

(Well, pastor), she, well . . . she a loving wife.

The reason that his ministry has ceased

And he has turned to mending cars is that

He was a bit too loving in the church

With other loving wives.  There was a spat

And his wife set upon the guys to lurch

About with other loving women’s men.

My friends’ grown son’s still home.  He’s not quite right

In epileptic head.  No Magdalen

This male, won’t go out on dates, day or night.

..I’ve heard his desperate loving mother say,

    “I wouldn’t even mind if he was GAY!”