He Once Had Coffee in a Little Container in Havana that Was so Thick a Spoon Might Have Stood Upright in the Cup
Black coffee is delectable if you
Can torture it enough. Add something sweet
To start with. Then add more. Then add a slew
Of it, perhaps in several flavors. Yes, add a fleet
Of flavors, such as maple syrup or
Vanilla, maybe both—and others. Add
Some milk or cream, a lot for even more
Improvement of the vileness of the bad,
Disgusting bitterness and taste. If that
Is not enough invasion of the stuff
To make it bearable, then try a splat
Of ice cream in the cup to change its duff
Attack on taste buds. Torture it as much
As necessary to redeem the slutch.
~ Phillip Whidden