Delights of Owning Cats
The joys of owning cats or being owned
By them are many, multifarious.
Your house is eau de cologned
With tomcat sprayings from the various
Invaders through the cat flap, neighbourhood
Intruders for widened territory.
Humans who love the added labor should
Get down on hands and knees to cleanse gory
Disasters like a rotten rat under
The bed with all those body fluids turned
To fragrant goo. Rejoice when cats plunder
Your budgy’s cage—just head and feathers spurned.
The ultimate in pleasure remains. It
Is that litter tray chocked with piss and shit.