I Never Had Sex with that Woman

I Never Had Sex with that Woman

“Where every prospect pleases and only man is vile.” ~ Isaac Watts

The only thing in Africa that has

Some dignity is wildlife on the plains.

Hypocrisy and all the human jazz

Are what spread evil.  Even in the pains

Of death impalas cast impassive eyes

To heaven, knowing there’s no hope,

Whereas the men, no matter in what guise,

Are always looking for a way to cope

With their vile consciences.  Religion is

These men’s default mode and their see-through screen.

They think that it will hide their slimy jizz

Where they have left it—off-white and obscene.

..Bill Clinton, not Mandela, is their star,

….Sanctimonious lies their repertoire.